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Justin Bieber is Canadian for Joffrey Baratheon.
Mark Zuckerberg should've bought Myspace and gifted it to the Winklevii with the note, "Let's see what you two pricks can do with this."
This is obviously another blatant attempt by Roger Goodell to screw the Saints, who now have to play the pissed off Packers next week.
Americans: Totally meh about the rich getting richer while their food, water & air is poisoned, but don't you dare raise their Netflix fees!
I wish the Catholic Church put as much effort into stopping priests from raping kids as it does stopping women from getting birth control.
"I don't like Mitt Romney." -- Big Bird.
As revenge for me having to endure coverage of the Royals, the Brits should all be forced to endure 24/7 coverage of Miley Cyrus' wedding.
How come people never get sucked into pits of quicksand in movies anymore?
WHEN IS OPRAH GOING TO ASK LANCE ABOUT MAKING UP A FAKE GIRLFRIEND NAMED "SHERYL CROW"?!?!
An Oscars show hosted by the Muppets and produced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone would be the greatest and highest-rated Oscars ever.
Fred Willard getting arrested for jacking it in a theater is the ugly side of old people hating the internet. This could've been avoided.
"Are you not entertained?" -- Roger Goodell
Benedict Cumberbatch sounds like a name an asshole would give to his asshole cat.
Mark Sanchez just threw a pick-6. That sound you heard was God, his angels and a bunch of ESPN execs high-fiving each other. #tebow
Just heard that Drew Brees picked up Eric Gordon at the airport to personally welcome him to New Orleans. Dude is amazing.
Can't believe Chris Bosh didn't bother to thank the scientists who extracted velociraptor DNA from prehistoric amber to create him.
Ray Lewis is going to murder Billy Cundiff and get away with it.
I'm a writer (the Editor-in-Chief of Uproxx & a NY Times contributor). When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.