@thetwinshadow rock the casbah

You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick #dentist

Pretty sure I've been playing air guitar to Stuck Between Stations wrong until just now

it freaks me out how hard it is for me to say "arnold palmer"

does cake boss ever say "replicake" ? or should i just give up

i still think about this fairly often -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQMXLO95w …

i can breathe

i'm only 5 away from 400 followers and i need to hit it by the end of the semester.

never forget that norm macdonald came up with "chairman of the BORED" live on conan. funniest thing i ever heard. @katelynfallon must agree

ive already said "let's do this thing" like, 3 times today. so far i've accomplished - Lunch.

@claynferno #BronxShirt

@mideastclub #haveadinner

Burger @mideastclub before @dankennedy_nyc

"My new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy til some jerk says something stupid to me."

@claynferno you're living on the edge by sneaking those pictures bro

"Joan goes to the beach" IN the episode description and that's all we get

Gilly is Gangy

"parcel" is my current favorite word

@claynferno now you must watch old Bill Hicks clips

Verdict - the egg puffs were good. That lil cell phone store with the food carts in the back remains the best place in chinatown to eat.