so proud! RT @rollingstone: Against Me!'s @tommygabel made her live debut as Laura Jane Grace last night in San Diego: http://t.co/xKerTY7A

Saw a rat use the crosswalk to cross the street. This just in: Chicago's rat population has more sense than the entire Wrigleyville crowd.

A group of girls keep asking us where @chrisfarren is. @sam_ash just said "oh, I'll call him and tell him to get back here." #ohgod #punx

@sam_ash I think the @do312 guy and myself should form a support group for those who have been traumatized by a lack of bacon & cookies.

Mystery Team has been the single best comedy I have ever seen. I am in awe. Makes The Hangover look like Schindler's List. Faaaantastic.

I cannot be tamed.  http://instagr.am/p/RhX5pAOXID/ 

I aways have a camera in her face. Sorry not sorry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  http://instagr.am/p/RhXg_0OXH2/ 

Letting @perkins28 & @brianmfallon know I brought this lady into the world this morning to "We're Getting a Divorce.." http://t.co/yNc0Ihw9

People are at Lollapalooza. Meanwhile, I'm about to take a lovely nap, under the blankets because it's just that nice and cold in here.

New blog post: 1956-1996: http://t.co/QbiVi2zz

$6 for 13 pieces of baby clothes. I am so cheap and I love myself.

@tommygabel http://t.co/0CyrGD2O You have the courage that many wish they had. Absolute inspiration. We love you.

Today's goal: remain secluded in Bottom Lounge for these two shows, teleport home to avoid all the bullshit around town.

I can finally say it completely publicly: Andrew and I are expecting our first baby on August 29th! Beyond happy. Facebook post coming soon!

I love ALL THE BANDS. that means you, @gaslight_anthem @titus_ndronicus @fakeproblems @luceromusic @themenzingers @redcityradio

File this in "what keeps me going" because shit, no matter how bad it gets, I know bands still exist.

I'm going to spend my second 1 o'clock hour laying here thinking about how fuckin' grand tonight has been. Great friends. #upthethanx

@perryawards you guys clearly got back in the van after we left. Mr. Mayor, you better watch yourself. You've got a city to run.

Best night with the #BestBandEver. I leave you with @chrisfarren big pimpin' http://t.co/zfaiP4M6

HOLD UP. @idreamofpunk was just mistaken for @seanber @fakeproblems. "your drumming was sick!" This is @idreamofpunk: http://t.co/jQSQBNdI