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By the time a person sees a tv commercial on tv and says it's "annoying", the creative team has already viewed it well over 4,300 times.
I wish I hated my dad enough to participate in #SideBoobSunday
I'm not calling you a liar, Sara Barellis, but I've never heard of a guy wanting a love song.
Like, ever ever.
When the lights go out, of course the people from SF cum from behind.
Karl Rove, Donald Trump, & Victoria Jackson are all throwing temper tantrums cause the rebels somehow managed to blow up a 2nd Death Star.
Congratulations today, you've officially made me dead inside.
It's ok Lance, I've lied about being on drugs to my mom too.
I wonder who's drunker, Chicago or Diane Sawyer...
Regardless of how today nets out, my hair looks fucking dope.
Watching a man try on my eyeglasses is not nearly as sexually arousing as watching one try on my underwear.
Maintained being a professional for 4 hours today, now I'm gonna eat 2 double doubles.
Don't you fucking look at me. *slams burger in face
The best thing about the frat bar I'm in is nothing.
Well, I walked into a bar, and the bartender immediately apologized to me for being out of Makers. If anyone wants me to meet their mother.
I mean, can one guy really be in charge of Star Trek AND Star Wars?
Isn't that the nerd equivalent of crossing the streams?
I'm sorry Miami Vice, but I just can't buy Nathan Lane as a rapist.
Do skinny bitches w/ meth habits have this much lactic acid in their legs?
Pass me that pipe, please!
The one by your melting face...
I can't believe people still buy home printers. Can I borrow someone's printer?
Ginger, mega-nerd, whiskey drinker, curse word enthusiast, and sometimes freelance Art Director.