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It's not really murder if you're already dead to me.
if i fuck up things between us, then it means that i like you.
The idea of a person is usually better than the actual person.
you know what i find offensive? doesn't matter because that's my problem.
do you know what would look nice on you? my car.
i hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore. facebook friends suck.
i woke up, showered, and got dressed for my nap.
If you love me, you're not paying attention.
the less people talk the more attracted i am to them.
I'm too self centered to be a stalker.
I just want for my life to have a good soundtrack.
I really need to stop going places where there are people.
I sure hope that I have sex again before I die.
we should hang out, tell each other everything, and then ignore each other for the rest of our lives.
i think you're perfect, but then again i'm stupid.
i have a feeling that i'm going to meet my soul mate at the liquor store.
this is twitter so make sure to take everything seriously.
i'll remember you for the rest of my beer.
The way I like to prepare to do things is by getting back in bed and not doing them.
whenever i want to feel really shitty about myself i stop drinking or fall in love.
@bitterlittleman is my best friend and i love @galiamango more than you.