At the urologist, as soon as he called my name a group of girls went "I KNEW IT"- Why does pseudo-fame only happen to me at times like this?

Just cleaned all my clothes. Now comes the fun part: re-fouling them!

Wishing I was headed to @sledisland

Party people! In the place 2b! The people in 2a want you to turn it down!

Hey guys, @jonwurster will be in Calgary soon playing with @superchunk. #WaitWHUUUUUT?

Good one @theflans

Come check me out tonight at Unloveable @ 9p hosted by @stephtolev w/ @theflans @idiotgallant and a buttload more!

Mon UP: @japandroids play @adelaidehallto; @cherylhann plays @theflans&@stephtolev's #Laughable; @luminato:  http://torontoist.com/2013/06/urban-planner-june-17-2013/ … #fb

Celebrity sighting at Bathurst and Dupont! Nick Flanagan, aka @theflans walking across the street with a bag and a coffee!

@okjonblair Meesa Starks gonna die?

U need balls to go ballsistic

Here's Meditation Man 6 - Chris Locke:  http://youtu.be/LF0dIPqapgs  + don't forget the @laughsabbath film fest THIS AFTERNOON! 3 PM Bloor Cinema!

MESSAGE TO ALL MY HATERS: Please don't hate me.

Best time at BongALong last night! Smashing up my printer at the end was bomb! Thanks @sandrabatt & @philluzi for indulging my fantasies!

I'm afraid of what I want from a summer blockbuster

Dear everyone! The @nxne Laugh Sabbath Film Fest is SUNDAY @thebloorcinema 3:30pm. COME! Winning short gets $1000!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xCE25-gdKw …

#FF Tonight @texascomedy we've got @bogcomedy @theflans @rhiannonarcher @davidheti @standupali @cherylhann & more! #ComedyTO

Just saw #moeberg

@theflans thank you for finally breaking the deafening silence on this issue. #halfwrittenfartjoke

this song is about soccer