@brainjunk If I thought my followers didn't consist mostly of idiots, I would RT that... but for some reason they'd take it seriously :/

@true_saviour Promoting atheism - Just like promotion religion, except with a lot less killing in the name of false Gods.

I want to buy something from eBay and for the feedback leave "It smells like somebody pooted in the box all day"

@athenahollow @baileyxpaige Hey, I need votes now :< Payback! http://t.co/1aRtRwgA Vote/share please? :D

@baileyxpaige http://t.co/ijhLXgsC

@destinybhg You post those? I follow for the witty banter.

@xandergrimm @themssybil The only thing I think that Fox wouldn't do is .... no, they would do that too.

@gracebellavue  http://xkcd.com/391/  I keep a copy printed out in my pocket.

@brainjunk May you rule with an iron fist!

@baileyxpaige *looks at empty space next to me* I would hope so!

@brainjunk Nope, definitely undead. BRAAAINS!

@demonikadevour @brainjunk I prefer Twitter or face to face contact. If it's important, people can see me, if not Twitter.

I'm terrible at being passive-aggressive. I'm very honest and upfront with people that I want dead.

I should start a social network scrapbook to track the weirdos. Stalkers, religious zealots, and the generally insane.

Trying to figure out why my follower count keeps going up, I do NOTHING ENTERTAINING ON HERE, I AM NOT YOUR DANCING MONKEY!

@nixskits I've spent more time on Twitter than politicians have on their prison sentences.

So, I'm not up on politics, but #OWS wants to turn the 1% into Soylent Green to feed the homeless, right? This I approve of.

It turnso ut @danger_ebooks likes to drive over infants to protect his tires. He also uses them as padding for full contact jousting.

@toxik_shock Fuck no, the sun is outside. The sun is trying to kill me. Just like in Super Mario Bros. 3

oh FUCK YEA, NEW DISMANTLED! RT @metropolisrec: http://www.metropolis-records.com/news/?id=63