2006: Dammit guys, Rails isn't a language! 2012: Dammit guys, Node isn't a language!

Things I have learned watching the feeder: birds are assholes.

So much to read, so much to build.

@terriblelabs slow dancing lessons. pic.twitter.com/8QWlmFoH0S

You'll never be good at everything. This should be freeing.

Achievement unlocked: drinking from a pocket flask at the opera.

Dude at my gym sporting mustache, shorts with flames, and “Space Pussy” t-shirt: I salute you.

View from @terriblelabs  http://instagr.am/p/Rqku8ZSPDG/ 

Everything has opportunity cost, especially agonizing over opportunity cost.

OH: "catering to @adarowski's whim is the only winning move"

That feeling when you realize you were signed into IM and Campfire for the entire time you were on vacation.

Pushing another personal project out of the nest, squawking. Introducing Literate Minuteman: http://t.co/zXMud1TT

@tweetcyclist Holy crap dude.

@jayroh "Write drunk, debug sober." -- Ernest Hemingway

@semanticart  http://bukk.it/fyeah.gif 

Current status:  http://i.imgur.com/f8rFtS8.jpg 

@knick44 ENHANCE

@semanticart Drink every time you get transferred to a different continent.

As your attorney, I advise you to experience Bij.

Remember when Twitter's infrastructure would melt at moments like these?