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Apparently someone wanted a refund for the Titanic exhibit today because "they didn't get to see any guns" They thought it was a battleship.
All the old people in this bar just started chanting who let the dogs out
"I am an adult!" I think to myself as I struggle with untrapping a strand of my hair from my duffle bag zipper for three subway stops.
i think if lady bofur doesn't work out, i'm going to be Stupid Sexy Flanders for halloween
I always make sure to thank Siri for her hard work so that she'll show mercy when the robots rise
started laughing so hard i started crying over watch puns at work and i just cannot figure out how to explain myself and not seem crazy
Wjat is thisb feeling, so sudden and new. I knew the moment I laid eyes on you (bed)
reminder that nic cage beat richard dreyfuss in mr holland's opus for best actor
Had to come home because Darrell Hammond's autobiography was legit making me cry in the middle of applebees.
http://wpc.4d27.edgecastcdn.net/004D27/2013/Awards/2013Awards/QuvenzhaneWallisOscars2013GiorgioArmani/Quvenzhane+Wallis+Giorgio+Armani+Oscars+2013+1.jpg … THIS GIRL IS THE CUTEST THING. I can't handle it. omg. That purse.
ALT- COLOR SHIRTWATCH ON MODERN FAMILY
A twist we'll never see coming? In a Nicolas Sparks movie? I don't believe you, abc family preview.
baby when the lights go out every single word cannot express HOW HILARIOUS THIS IS.
Tweeter of cats and hairstyles and endless 90s nostalgia. I enjoy words and pretty things and fandoms intended for people half my age.