Every time @taimurasad posts a picture of his MacBook Air with Win7 on it, Jesus stabs a kitten with a sharpened USB stick.

#iOS5 Group iMessage http://instagr.am/p/FaBB5/

Thanks for the tweets everyone - pic of the cake as promised. Notice the iPad in my hand... #suchageek http://img.ly/3sRN http://img.ly/3sRO

Restored my iPhone to get rid of the numerical battery indicator but it's still there. Ideas ?

Is Nokia really using the iPhone UI on its website? http://t.co/UwGzJ2HW

Keep seeing claims that they think they found Madeline McCann in India. Until I see it on Sky News, it's a scam.

Steve Jobs fridge magnet! http://t.co/RaYmdT9R

So, Rubin's the new Pope then?

Someone do me a favour and RT this will you? Ta!

@viticci @jsnell There you go gents. I got bored :) http://t.co/VZw0fNVC

Oh Christ. http://t.co/CQI5PfHL

Dear Apple - why is your online store worse than just about everyone else's? Use some of those billions and get it sorted.

Ever had problems with T-Mobile adding extras to your account without your permission? I want to hear from you. ojhaslam @ gmail . com. RT?

Dear native English speakers.

'should of' is not English.
'should have' is English.

HAVE!

End of lesson.

How dare the McCanns slate people for 'giving up on' their daughter? How about not dumping her in an apartment while you go out? Disgraceful

@mmflint @koush One has permission, one doesn’t.

An explanation of how multitasking in iOS really works.

http://t.co/q9U0qmKN

This is what doubled the battery life of iOS 5 on various hardware for lots of people. http://t.co/kS2jVHhy Has to be a bug.

Know what I don't understand? People who have £500 smartphones and pirate £2 apps. #fb

Funny how Alan Sugar doesn't recite his war stories about taking Amstrad under when getting all nostalgic.