Eating some Yakasoba noodles and watching my lady get dolled up for dinner tonight. I couldn't be happier.

Another hour and a half in this fucking log wagon and then I'll be home. Fuck shit goddamn my back hurts.

On the road again headed home for the weekend.

Oh youuu.. RT @sarahforeskin: @thejared fertilized.

Good morning world! I'm making eggs now, how would you like yours?

It really is a shame I get to miss all the quilters in Paducah this week. #HA

Dinner in the oven, wine in my belly. #RockstarUncleShit

“@sarahforeskin: Hey faggots, RT this for one of those shout-out things.” FOLLOW THIS BITCH!!!! Yeah YOU!

I'm not a large, water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that per chance? Steve...

I'm about to go on a unfollowing spree. If you follow me back, no worries I'm not getting rid of you just the people who don't follow back

I'm not saying you're gay if you drive something else, but if you do you're probably a guy who likes to pleasure other men sexually.

happy 4/20, my people. #420 #HadToDoIt #SmokeWeedErrday

some recent domain purchases I made are weighing heavy on my mind.

Watching Johnny begins. We're watching the Simpsons and he's up to something already.

I just walked 4.95 mi in 1:48:22 with a 21:54 min/mile pace using @mapmyrun. http://t.co/ieGhS7O3

In my new profile pic you can see where I cut my adams apple shaving. #ghetto #proud

Your account is protected? You must be a poet.

Ain't got time for yo shit today.

The moon looks awesome in all its cheesiness tonight.

"She likea the way your dick tastes."