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RT if you've ever deleted a tweet because you saw you should have used a semicolon and you HAVE TO START OVER AND FIX IT.
twerkin' on the husband
I'm going to make a porn tumblr devoted to the porn gifs I love best: the ones with swingy, loose balls. (Sorry, Mom.)
first "no" to a lady asking to hold her
Apparently I can't read anything correctly today on twitter. In other news, Too Many Cooks has been stuck in my head for like 20 hours now
"Candy Corn: A Fat Free Food" shut the hell up, candy corn, you're candy corn nobody thinks you're remotely healthy for any reason
Non-white friends, how do you feel about the idea that white people shouldn't ever discuss racism without non-white voices involved?
Google showed me a graphic picture of a dead body when I googled "buff bear man"
Hi I'm a new mom and crying over my birth photos for the 10,000th time
gross demi-goddess; social justice jerk
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