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we have an extra season in the south called "big ass bugs everywhere weather"
my twitter app was slow loading for, like three extra seconds and my first thought in that moment was, "it's dead. i'm free."
IM OUTRAGED THE GOV'T IS SPYING & TRACKING AMERICANS W/O A WARRANT WAo hold tight, lemme checkin on foursquare. anyway WAT HAPPEND TO PRIVAC
gurl, are you famine the fourth horseman of the apocalypse as depicted in the bible's prophetic book of revelations cuz i'm fucking hungry
quitting instagram. if i wanted to see how much more awesome everyone's life is besides mine, i'd leave the house
i keep my eyes buggd out ths skull o mine
i wear a yello zootsuit all the time
i hv big teeth my hed looks lik a lime
b4 u ask
i am The Mask
curl up in bed and watch TWIN PEAKS with me so i know it's real
wow. seriously great read on the #TrueDetectiveFinale from @andrewromano. smart as hell and 100% on point. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/03/10/true-detective-finale-review-close-to-perfection.html …
Anxiety is the spice of life. But, like in a "wow there sure is a lot of pepper on this" kinda way.
sentient meat-sack. master of my own skeleton. i pay rent making videos. writer of things no one reads, including but not limited to these tweets or this bio.