Netflix stock dipped with Arrested Development debuting. Apparently there's no money in the banana stand this time.

And for the second time in two months, Mitt Romney witness a beating right in front of his face.

If you're going off on this guy being read his Miranda Rights and blaming Obama. You're the problem.

Happy April fools day! Or as @michellemalkin calls it, her career.

Happy 100th birthday to a great place & former employer @shadybrookfarm

I fucking hate RG3. I can't wait for his other knee to blow out and he becomes a mediocre pocket passer.

I freaking love boobs

@girlsinyogapant if I start dating a girl and she doesn't have yoga pants, I buy her pairs

@keitholbermann when you took over for ozzy in sabath? Terrible

Take me as I am or watch me leave? See ya bitch.

I come on strong. Fucking deal with it.

Why I love you RT @cmpunk: “@punkwon: @cmpunk you need jesus!”
Blocked.”

I'm dumber for having seen this RT @ablack95 the age to buy plan b was lowered to 15. RIP little babies

@mattbinder who favorites that?

@osborneink but but but it's just white guilt to not blame Muslims! Eek people make me sick

Ugh I give up

China wants America's money more than it wants North Korea's mouth to feed.

This is your monthly reminder that @michellemalkin is a humorless cunt who supports the internment of United States citizens

I'm so tired and all I want is a girl with big boobs to sit on my face

@ajt @zaccoffman i'm kind of curious to try it. You know, for science.