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Apparently one of my favourite romantic sex positions is the 96. That's where you sleep with your backs to each other and never speak again.
Sometimes my mom says she's smarter than me, but who's living rent free in whose house and who's eating all whose groceries?
It's important to remember there are more people helping the victims than there are people creating the victims.
I'm still not convinced Mitt Romney was born.
Salvador Dali was cuckoo for Coco Puffs because, you know, cerealism.
I wish the all-you-can-eat nacho place was open. And real.
#CheatingIsOkayIf you #NameYourVaginaAfterAMovie.
Do. Not. Fuck. With. Big. Bird.
I wish I had Jamie Lee Curtis's breezy "I'm here to help you poop" confidence.
Life is like Hamlet: high school kids don't understand it and everyone ends up dead.
Dialed M for murder. Surprisingly ineffective.
I'll verb your nouns adjectively.
As an atheist I'm a popeless romantic.
Foreclosed Ranch #SadChipFlavors
"I wish I could answer phone calls with my Walkman." -Steve Jobs in the 80's
I'll agree that "responsible gun ownership" is possible if you'll agree that everyone's access to mental health should be federally funded.
The Girl With The Temporary Tattoo #LessAmbitiousNovels
Don't be a dick to people. Don't hit them, don't call them hateful names, don't control them. It's really that easy.