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I'm just surprised Superman didn't step in to prevent them from rebooting the Superman franchise again.
Oh nothing just bawling watching the last 7 minutes of Toy Story 3 again.
I'm going to bed.
always sad when you outgrow old friends (i'm 18 feet tall now)
i’m coding a computer game called Long Haul Trucker Simulator. the screen blinks “STAY AWAKE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD” for 48 hours and that’s it
My degree made me just smart enough to know that I should have never taken out those student loans to get a degree.
I'm at the point where even my imaginary girlfriend is disappointed in me.
I like the way you pressed that elevator button, all entitled and sweatervesty.
Tired of getting razzed by trolls for my microblogging. I post great content here every day for free. I brighten up the world with laughter.
What time did Fresh Prince pull up to the house?
A. about 7:00 or 8:00
Studies show we aren't doing anything right.
Wiping my tears with a donut.
Turning words into validation like a really sad transformer.
I'm so poor, I'd write for Leno.
Private thoughts are so done.
I know what day it is silly billy but I still need a 400 dollar check made out to Planned Parenthood.
I feel like most of my commitment issues trace back to seeing a community theater production of "Uncle Vanya" at an impressionable age.