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I haven't watched a game like this since Michael Jordan teamed up with Bugs Bunny vs the MonStars
CUSTOMER: Where are the school supplies? ME: All around the fucking store. #staplesproblems
Tina Fey is the coolest girl on the block!
Eating loose Bugles at the bottom of my backpack because it gets hard out here sometimes. Nah mean?
Ben Affleck's beard has arrived
i left and my friends wont talk to me
Downtown Akron is kind of romantic. As in the we-might-get-murdered-so-let's-cherish-our-last-moments-together romantic. I like it.
Look Wolf, Prairie dog, Ronzell, whatever the fuck your name is. We don't fuck with you or anyone else.
I want to turn into a swan. I'm already black so I got half of it covered.
I look like 1 instagram like tonight.
If I was a whore I'd wanna be called Oral B
The best relationship I have is with myself. Sometimes I look in the mirror and just go "hey girl, you're doing okay."
This handsome boy just came up to me and said he liked my doctor who shirt. And I met him on the spider-man ride. This was meant to be
STOP FAVORITING THAT TWEET AND TALK TO ME
We're really stealing this kids cactus. #collegelife
I just know Cersei is my main b*tch
No Daddy! I want my Range Rover in glitter pink! #RichWhiteGirlProblems