You can only give this note to the sound guy so many times before you realize it's not a sound note. #2amlx http://t.co/iidYEVH

If you walk out of the house as soon a curtain call starts you are rude. Those people just worked their asses off for you, show some respect

Our sound guy is wearing an eye patch so no patrons talk to him in FOH. It's working. ##2amlx #whatandgiveupshowbusiness?

nothing like going out for lightbulbs and having the sound dept ask if you could also pick up 36 unlubed condoms. #whatandgiveupshowbuisness

this is how we've been keeping people from using the soundboard as a handrail #2amt #totallyworking http://t.co/lZDEnSOt

I just declined a bottle opener saying "I don't need one, they are twist lock" #palmforhead #theatrenerd #2amlx

Attention Scenic Designers: I don't care how long you and your LD have been friends, if you design a yellow floor, he/she hates you. #2amlx

Hey y'all, I'm gettin' hitched! #engaged. pic.twitter.com/ofh9rsB9Ic

patron just asked sound op how we did "the potato chip lights." No one has any idea what she was talking about. #2amlx

theatre fossil. #2Amlx http://t.co/FRuBdtKW

some friends founded "Theatre Salvage." non-profit hauls away struck sets for low budget theaters to reuse. #2Amlx http://t.co/oddlv0CW

Patron ran up to ASM doing intermission preset onstage, & yelled, demanding she tell the actors to "put microphones on their costumes!"

The best way to refine your new play? Record all headset chatter from week 3 on. Techs will find EVERY plot hole, and rewrite it. #2amlx

Is there some little know OSHA law that mandates that all light booths should have la-z-boy loungers? Can there be one? Please? #2amlx

Stagehands - 1960s Theater Workers. This was so cool y'all. Everything is still relevant. #2amlx  http://youtu.be/-HXRvmoHxsM 

also mad props to @rosco_labs for getting me my gobos yesterday despite the earth trying to kill them this past week.

as the house cleared, a patron decided to just walk up on stage and roam around inspecting things. THATS NOT OK! #whatiswrongwithpeople

I understand that restoring to rep plot is part of strike for some venues, but coloring, patching and focusing that plot is not strike.

Actor question to SM: when we stand in front if these boom lights, do we cast a shadow? A: don't stand in front of any lights. Ever. #2amlx

a coach bus of 75 old people just rolled up at 3 minutes to curtain. #HouseMangerIsDispleased #2amt