Every single band with a social media presence pretty much needs to read this immediately http://t.co/XKcnUfIl (via @thornybleeder)

Sometimes I wonder what goes through people's minds when writing crap like this. http://t.co/0s33AeB5

Hey, @utterben, it's rude to point. @ Somerset House http://t.co/I7znAidd

@utterben I'm ready to talk about that. Let me answer the door next time.

@utterben @jurassic_dan @leighmcsharry I also forgot the 'total shitbag' before '@utterben', but whaddaya gonna do eh?

I'm sorted for life. RT @goodandbadpr The future of advertising, without a doubt.  http://beardvertising.com  (via @andrewbloch @wonky_donky)

I miss DesertFest.

@dandouglas Y'know, I was really hoping that would be a kite, not a bird.

@dandouglas The enduring memory I have of that show is of the bassist climbing onto the PA & attempting to jump/land on a beat. He failed.

@dandouglas I saw The Cooper Temple Clause when I was about 13 or 14. That's all. I'm just glad it didn't put me off live music for life.

Red Hot Chili Peppers' 'By The Way'. There's a song I could get used to not hearing the moment the sun comes out in the UK.

@dandouglas Part of me dies whenever I see someone push the button (often repeatedly) before it illuminates. Faith in humanity is lost.

@michaelsb Just got done listening to this. Great interview! Song of the week is incredible as well @thornybleeder

@dandouglas sext: tug at my storm bolter until I roll 6 and you sustain… hmm, I've not played WH40K in ages, forgotten all the rules.

As far as the 'perpetually wax about how troubled my life is/was' era of metal goes, the first Otep album has aged remarkably well.

@utterben ...the tube has WiFi now? I must have been living underground to have missed that.

@dandouglas Sounds like the trem spring is missing http://t.co/bpOm1xa8 If you're confident taking off the bridge, this may be all you need.

@dandouglas Try Graham Noden in Denmark Street http://t.co/HLLUOKQE Not sure if this number's right but he did a good job for me once.

Trust @guardian to smear those with a more refined taste as 'snobby' http://t.co/2JVrAX8T (via @baristamagazine)

.@instagram is down and no manner of reason for it on twitter or their blog. I guess they all must be dead.