RT @lwdgrfx @mattpulver: There was more property damage in last night's riots at Penn State than in all 100+ Occupy protests combined

RT @wyattiv BREAKING: sources in florida tell me Morty Seinfeld will win the Del Boca Vista condo board elections #flprimary

Jesus use me: http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w262/jefferson906/1286085153176.jpg (via @fark)

RT @mexicanatheist Whenever I watch a movie set in the future, and there are no Latinos I ask myself "What method is used to wipe us out?"

The unthinkable: http://xkcd.com/830/

RT @janafisher Today's bit of wisdom from a subway preacher: "God says if you don't cover your butt, he will cover it for you. With fire."

Scottish Star Trek:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khrpy4V0-U4 … Ock aye! (via @steampunkopera )

Aight, so those in need of some NYE @fishfrybingo madness, report to the Common Table tonight:  http://thecommontable.com/ 

This applies to most online services we use:  http://xkcd.com/1150/ 

For what it's worth:  http://thematthewshowarchive.com/Thoughts/ThoughtsElection2012.htm … My sole non-humorous contribution to tomorrow's decision.

The people who blame O for not reversing 8 years of W are the people who think R is gonna reverse 4 years of O. Do you see what I see?

RT @johnmoe Obama stands strong in favor of "Jukebox Hero", mocks Romney's position on "I Want To Know What Love Is" #ForeignerPolicyDebate

The firefighters trying to save Colorado are doing so without health insurance: http://t.co/Wfbqah2E

14 years without showing up on Springer or Judge Judy, I reckon that's worth celebrating. Happy anniversary to me and the missus.

RT @lolgop These people in Times Square. Who is their leader? What are their specific demands?

RT @lolgop It's official. More people have been arrested for protesting Wall Street than for crashing our economy.

RT @emjb Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Santorum have all been "called by God" to run for president. I think God is butt-dialing.

Whoa RT @alyankovic I know it's not as culturally significant as Sheen's Korner, but they just found life in outer space http://t.co/2QRSP1A

ROFL RT @rosannecash Have watched this approximately 14 times in last two days: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV6I1_o6vrY

RT @emjb RT @girldetective Oklahoma banning state courts from using Sharia Law is like Narnia banning centaurs from using lightsabers.