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Kanye out here looking like the black Hey Arnold
I'm voting for whatever president brings back Four Loko
I just saved 15 percent on my alcohol by switching to 40s
Today is I Love UMass Day. I plan on celebrating later tonight by downing a handle of Rubinoff and getting assaulted by a cop
89 percent of those arrested at Blarney were males. Somewhere, Sut Jhally is sipping a cup of herbal tea and chuckling to himself
So apparently they don't let you compete in women's snowboarding unless you are a 9 or hotter
Jason Collins out here averaging negative 5 points per game but nah no one's signed him cause he's gay
"Don't believe me just watch" - Jesus
Did UMass book this spring concert as a punishment for yesterday?
Top 5 rappers out right now (my opinion)
1. Yung Lean
2. Yung Lean
3. Yung Lean
4. Yung Lean
5. Yung Lean
If you post your GPA on Twitter or Facebook just know you are a total penis
Taco Bell breakfast + large coffee *Eurosteps into the bathroom*
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