North Korea, eat a Snickers. You get a little Nuclear terroristic when you're hungry.

BREAKING: NORTH KOREA RELEASES THREATENING PHOTO OF BOMB THREAT pic.twitter.com/olAt2hgi71

Got her Mother's Day gift from the dollar tree #sheaintevenknowit

If anyone is missing the game here is a brief picture summary pic.twitter.com/oTgObgYx

Okay no lie I would literally go trade my iPhone in tonight for this android pic.twitter.com/uO0jsCfogU

GONZALES SIGHTING AT THE MALL. LADY FRIEND INCLUDED pic.twitter.com/6q6Rr1yp

David Beckham wants YOU to #ElectSelect pic.twitter.com/AgPO0zV5Yh

“@kylegotjokes: Im Strapped up bout to go for this jog pic.twitter.com/MUR19C9m” why are you wearing a sock? Does your foot get cold w/o it?

BREAKING: INCREDIBLES VICE PRESIDENT CAUGHT IN STEAMY AFFAIR WITH MR. OBAMA HIMSELF pic.twitter.com/KZeKMn3AFZ

please make sure everyone knows to tweet #ATB ONCE PER TWEET, or else it just counts as spam.

THIS GIRL WAS NOT IN THE BOSTON MARATHON YOU RETWEET THIRSTY ASSHOLES SHES ALIVE & WELL EATING FRUITLOOPS SOMEWHERE pic.twitter.com/DgzZREZ6fM

if West took hair samples for drug testing to determine eligibility for sports, we'd be left with half the debate team and a bowler or two.

So sad.. pic.twitter.com/nFV0gTOR58

#Lifted pic.twitter.com/DPmv057tY5

BREAKING: NEW PICTURE OF MARK MAIDEN LEAKED pic.twitter.com/Tpqy8YsL

#seniorpic :) pic.twitter.com/MQ599TuvX0

#tbt when I made a black joke and scary ppl found my twitter and cyber bullied me pic.twitter.com/NejCEFWc

whenever i'm having a bad day i just remind myself that i'm not pregnant and then i'm happy.

i feel like the Magic Mike would be better in 3D... and by 3D i mean Channing Tatum coming to my house and personally stripping for me.

*softball team walks into weight room*

Scheuerman- "WATCH OUT EVERYONE THE REAL ATHLETES ARE COMIN IN"