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North Korea, eat a Snickers. You get a little Nuclear terroristic when you're hungry.
please make sure everyone knows to tweet #ATB ONCE PER TWEET, or else it just counts as spam.
if West took hair samples for drug testing to determine eligibility for sports, we'd be left with half the debate team and a bowler or two.
whenever i'm having a bad day i just remind myself that i'm not pregnant and then i'm happy.
i feel like the Magic Mike would be better in 3D... and by 3D i mean Channing Tatum coming to my house and personally stripping for me.
*softball team walks into weight room*
Scheuerman- "WATCH OUT EVERYONE THE REAL ATHLETES ARE COMIN IN"