I fangirl over my friends. Example: "Hallie retweeted me!" "Julia mentioned me!" "Amanda's online!" (@thathoopy @jujubeans360 @batyisrael)

Went on @vidstatsx to check out stats for today. Noticed I'm 7 subscribers away from hitting 3000. Again. :) http://t.co/YF4e8kTy

I feel like @ayylucky's twitter is just an explosion of fortune cookies with random life updates.

I have absolutely zero patience for anyone who makes a joke about the Boston Marathon. Just. Don't.

@whooitsscott You're my favorite.

Note to self: don't be following @realjohngreen @hankgreen @dftbbrodie and @davidcater on your phone in the case of Nerdfighteria exploding.

Photo: uncalar: Hope you all like this idea (suggested by John Kovalic ‏@muskrat_john). Don’t get excited... http://t.co/iO3oQBSb

“@tyleroakley: #MentionSomeoneWhoIsAwesome You.” SEE THAT, GUYS. I told you Tyler Oakley and I were besties!

How many homophobes does it take to change a light bulb? Photo: http://t.co/zIH7NGJ5

"You will not be able to write this paper the night before." Challenge accepted.

OmigodomigodomigodGoogleshippedmyfirstcheckfromadsense. ImmagetpaidreallysoonandnowIamfreakingoutalittle. #lame #excited #vgbdfkgh #squeeeee

"Your name is Arsey. Stop pretending you have another name." -@batyisrael at @rcbeiler when he said his name was Bob.

Oh, look at that! 700 followers! *puts on cool sunglasses*

I CAN SAY FLATMATE IF I WANT TO. AND I WILL PUT A U IN HONOUR AS WELL. #Englishatheart

Twitter, did you know my #Pottermore name? It's HowlPurple80. If you're interested. :)

You know @heyhihello has the most energetic bass player I've ever seen!!

Forgive my fangirling. But @alexcarpenter just came to my live show. And told me I was awesome. The same show that @awkwardinpink was at.O.O

@okletsjam This is my legacy.

@memphisvinny Can you hang out? Also, how the hell do I start a hangout?

One hour to write a page and a half more. You can do this, Kym. I believe in you...