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Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead.
I wish #occupy protestors would make a fuss about a change we really need, like no more Nickelback ever. #changewecanhopefor
I sure hope the things I'm learning from this Millionaire Matchmaker marathon are on my final.
Every time I buy tampons, I also buy a family size box of Mac-n-Cheese to celebrate not having a family to share it with.
My mom is coming tomorrow morning so I'm drinking this whole bottle of wine tonight to celebrate. And also to get rid of the evidence.
We get it, you work out.