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Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead.
I wish #occupy protestors would make a fuss about a change we really need, like no more Nickelback ever. #changewecanhopefor
I'M GOING TO JIMMY BUFFET ON TUESDAY! I could cry from happiness!
For those of you hating on Macklemore's music, remember he's got a broken keyboard.
Mesothelioma must be a disease you only get if you watch a lot of day time TV.
I wouldn't go to Coachella even if it were in my living room.
This is not ok.
If you ever get a pitbull, name it Mr. Worldwide. You'll be crowned "The Funniest" and you'll get lots of high fives.
Braves fans! Check out @aaronchewning's sick new music video for the 2013 season! @braves http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Fj-PAQ6EIrk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DFj-PAQ6EIrk … #ChopTilWeDrop