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got some new fireworks for the teens *lights off 1st* *KILL YOUR PARENTS illuminates the sky* *lights off another* *KILL YOURSELF follows*
#EarlierVersionsOfBands Pre-Med Dre
cut my wife into pieces / shes said her last retort
#WhileTwitterWasDown I put in a bid for one of those "social lives" all you cool kids talk about. waiting to hear back
watching the Jodi arias movie. if you've seen it don't spoil it for me please
scientists have determined that dinosaurs were all 'gay as heck.' "how else do you think they became extinct? lmao" says top scientist
50 Braids of Shanéné
hey soundgarden how come there was never a WHITE hole sun?!!?
my dad is at constant war with the external forces that threaten the livelihood of his lawn. this is your future, gentleman.
wild sparkler set my dry grass on fire. "best way to extinguish it is to cum on the flames. dude just jerk off on the grass fire"
existential early-life crisis
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