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And let me tell you something, just overhearing that conversation made me embarrassed. I wanted to shout to him,
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Just overheard a couple of late 30-somethings talking about Facebook - the male didn't understand why someone rejected his friend request.
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I'd love to #beatcancer, then brutally beat the people who came up with Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, and all their bastard spawns.
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I just want to say, ladies, I love your breasts but I love you more. Take care of yourselves. #breastcancerawareness
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Asked her what the f happened & she has the nerve to say to me, "Sometimes I have a hard time gettin' the key in the hole."
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i try to stay in touch with the youth. but i just heard some girl at the pool say "my bf calls my pussy 'voldemort'."
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if you just tweet every trending topic, you're a loser. i'm sorry, i don't mean to be negative, but it's true. a loser. you.
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i bet you skeletor takes the threat of geting skull-fucked more serious than any other megalomanical villian.
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so, my simple solution: unless your meal consisted of dick and/or pussy, don't tweet about it. tell me this isn't a solid policy.
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#followfriday "i couldn't care less about the team strug-gl-ing": @KissMeSuzy @flubby @Unsilent @mattufford @drewmagary @PUNTE @xmasape
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i have nothing against the guy, by the way, but let's be real he got dealt a twohead instead of a forehead
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the #nfldraft: where the realization of your life's dreams will probably be met by hundreds of people booing and jeering you
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difference between republican or democrat is like the difference between the left or right asscheek of a dog who just took a dirty shat
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changing my name to "ahab", getting a crew, hunting the fail whale, hoping i'm not mistaken for a somalian pirate.
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