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I just found out 994 of my 1005 followers are just fake accounts created by my mom to make me think people liked me.
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I tried Breathe Rite strips when I had a cold last month. After a few minutes I puked them back up.
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Windows asks me 3 times if I want to delete a blurry picture but the microwave oven doesn't say a damned thing when I type in 300 minutes.
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When people say they have "stomach problems" that really means butt problems. It's code.
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This safeway has a smaller bakery but a lot more prostitutes than mine.
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Does anybody know a tactful way to tell a neighbor to reboot their router?
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If I wanted to spend my eternity with 72 virgins I'd join a Linux group.
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In Oregon we have 7 different words that mean rain. Todays word is Wednesday.
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The dentist said I may feel a little pinch and a few seconds later I felt total agony and tasted blood. I am going back to key his Porsche.
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Black birds to my left. Black birds to my right. Oh no. I've walked into a crowbar!
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I fail at statistics over 130% of the time.
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I check Twitter instead of looking out the window because I don't know how to unfollow the window.
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I have to go to Walmart today. I secretly enjoy being the healthiest and most intelligent person in the building. Only happens at Walmart.
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I declared one of my molars the control tooth 20 years ago and quit brushing it. As I expected, It is starting to ache. I'm a science guy.
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I just cooked a veggie burger. It tasted like failure. I love animals. I want to eat one.
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I'm going to stuff the turkey with tofu for the vegetarian. I'm nice that way.
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These Walmart caskets are pretty nice but take all day to put together.
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I put a few items up on EBay because I am running low on people that I have never met but hate.
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Pop stars must have much lower pharmacy co-pays than the rest of us. I could not afford to OD with my coverage.
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Now that I have eaten half of this $1.09 pot pie I notice that it says "beaf" on the label. That is the same thing as "beef". Right?
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