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the man says i go to bed beautiful, wake up beautiful & always smell like pretty flowers. i already fucked him. not sure what he wants now.
ode to my favorite word:
____me
____off
____you
____off & die
____it
____er(s)
but mostly
____ me hard and fast or get the ____ off.
FUCK.
____me
____off
____you
____off & die
____it
____er(s)
but mostly
____ me hard and fast or get the ____ off.
FUCK.
the man just said, "good thing yer hot & awesome in bed because yer fucking gross sometimes."
best. compliment. ever.
best. compliment. ever.
secretary asked why i don't just lie to spare her feelings and i told her that lying would jeopardize my entrance to heaven. dumb cunt.
i love waking up and having the morning sex. i should really wake up the man though. he's missing out.
it's a breeze working while doped up on vicodin.
not sure i'm at the right office. this pole is cold & it's dark in here.
not sure i'm at the right office. this pole is cold & it's dark in here.
i don't give a fuck about stars. i do star what makes me laugh. i don't expect them in return. what i do expect is for you to go down on me.
i told him he was gonna fucking take it the way i give it and like it.
i didn't mean to make the mailman cry.
i didn't mean to make the mailman cry.
tthhee mmaann lliikkeedd hhiiss vviibbrraattoorrr sseett.. ii''mm ccuurreennttllyy uussiinngg iitt..
why can't i ever have sex dejavu or hot guy goin' down on me dejavu? it's always fuckin' dejavu about fucking stamp collecting or douching.
i was hoping to be fucked into oblivion but i farted midway through which brought oblivion to an end just inside of 30 minutes.
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