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"I wish I was like six-foot-nine so I can get with Leoshi cuz she don't know me but yo she's really fine" - Mitt Romney
"I bet Kurt Vonnegut didn't have a backpack with proper arch support, so why should WE?"
i tweet hip-hop lyrics from time to time as an attempt to add to my so-called street credit
the girl scouts are out and about. be careful where you flaunt your cookies and who you flaunt them to, ladies
to put it bluntly, i love her so much that it's ridiculous
the only video games i play are ones that are rated AO and require my joystick
creative juices vs "man juices": which one feels better to me when they flow?
me: "happy birthday, baby!" breanna: "thanks, happy birthday to you too!" #FACEPALM
i would never tell my girl that she's like "an angel sent from heaven." that would mean that she has ambiguous genitalia.
"a lock of hair? way too cliche. i'm gonna send this bitch my ear instead." - thoughts of van gogh
coal = hell. presents = heaven. god = santa claus.
I am not afraid to say that I unequivocally respect and support Vanilla Ice as an artist.
A tragedy in and of itself... Nah, no big deal... But one American sustained a toe injury?!? Another a bloody nose?!? The humanity!
Does this groundhog have any background in meteorology whatsoever?