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Pride of Malaysia, no matter what medal. #ThankYouChongWei
You're as obvious as product placement in a Britney Spears video.
My mum gets too emotional watching people die, I don't think weekly family screenings of The Walking Dead is gonna be a thing
My life might be sad but at least I wasn't live- tweeting the Emmys.
You know what's worse than waiting?
People be eating banana leaf rice with fork and spoon bitch who you tryna fool you Indian as fuck
BBM for iPhone is the stupidest shit I've ever heard of. BlackBerry Messenger for iPhone. Does no one else see this oxymoron?!
'You taste like sunlight and strawberry bubblegum' - Actual lyrics of a song I just heard
If you say 'I kid, I kid' after a lame joke, I will slap you and sheepishly say 'I slap, I slap'.
Skinny people, every time you complain about how fat you are, a child in Africa dies. Well no, but stop that shit anyway.
You may think you're grown and not afraid of your parents but when they call you with that certain tone of voice you know you fucked
Always let idiots think they've won.. Then you can be that much more smug when you're at a McD Drive Thru in 10 yrs & they take your order
I will never understand people who set the air cond to room temperature