Broke my life-long addiction to @chlckflla . I wrote about my last meal for GQ http://t.co/AxxskLDs

You always bet on the Kiera Knightley movie for Costume Design.

No need for cologne in Deutschland. All you can smell in bars is smoke and sex.

can we glitterbomb all of NC? does that technology exist?

"Hey, I'm Lady Gaga. Give me a cigarette." - Kreayshawn, with @laurenbans http://t.co/it1pYbHS

To those I just unfollowed: It's not you. It's this distant feeling I got when you expressed enthusiasm for the return of The Newsroom.

That moment when ur at The Webster in Miami and say out loud, "This seems like somewhere Kanye would shop." And then he walks in. #Basel

I have learned so much about David Lynch just by eavesdropping on conversations in Silverlake.

@kennyfelkel RT @robdelaney One time in college I snorted Gold Bond powder and then had a 4 hour conversation with Teddy Roosevelt's vagina.

@laurenbans as promised, the closest I got to R-Patz hair. Vintage photo, me, drunk, 23, vamping for the laptop cam. http://t.co/GVBJmpM

Don't tell me it was OK. This is the Internet! Is it the BEST or the WORST?
Those are your only options.

@laurenbans Happy birthday!! Sending you so many nice thoughts in the voice of Gerard Butler. 🎉🎊🎈

If Jennifer Lawrence came out as a lesbian, would every state just legalize gay marriage on the spot?

For the record, @gqmagazine was on the right side of Williamsburg history. @nytimes  http://gqm.ag/12ejDry 

What's your favorite Skrillex noise? I like BWWWWwaaaaUah.

If you're the only Republican voting yes on a bill, I'm assuming you've been Peter Russo'd.

I went on somewhere under one million OK Cupid dates and dropped some knowledge here  http://gqm.ag/W3NYH0 

A few months ago @macklemore told me what his favorite hair goop was and I forget to share the shocking news.  http://gqm.ag/YAEmQd 

Best VM ever, from @j_kirkland: "Yo, it's me. I'm eating an orange..."

Anyone want to make out tonight and listen to the new My Bloody Valentine like kids from 1991?