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Gonna attend a midnight screening of Dark Knight Rises, and during a quiet dramatic moment yell out, "LET'S SOAK 'EM FOR CRUTCHIE!" #Newsies
Grande Schadenfrappuccino, please.
Totally forgot about Disney's ties to the Nazis. Thanks friends, I came dangerously close to enjoying something this holiday season.
RIP Ridicarus, hip hop artist who flew too close to the sun
Air Conditioning: Because on a psychological level, you need a blanket covering you in order to fall asleep.
I've never gotten caught masturbating but I did just get caught taking a selfie in the ladies room, which is WAY more embarrassing.
I wonder how many bigots ate their feelings at Souplantation this week....
Sad I cannot bring my dog to yoga. Wait what am I saying? This is Los Angeles! There HAS to be a Puppy & Me yoga class somewh-- *kills self*
How sweet would it be if people were as passionate about women's repro rights as they are about cronuts?
Not a single drop of alcohol last night. The fact that I'm proud of that is probably sad and disgusting, yet here we are.
I ♥ waking up in the morning! I clap my hands, jump off my friend's blow-up bed & gleefully wonder, "How am I gonna sabotage myself today?!"