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Gonna attend a midnight screening of Dark Knight Rises, and during a quiet dramatic moment yell out, "LET'S SOAK 'EM FOR CRUTCHIE!" #Newsies
Not a single drop of alcohol last night. The fact that I'm proud of that is probably sad and disgusting, yet here we are.
I ♥ waking up in the morning! I clap my hands, jump off my friend's blow-up bed & gleefully wonder, "How am I gonna sabotage myself today?!"
Grande Schadenfrappuccino, please.
Boss Sext: You ain't a beauty but hey you're alright.
Call Paul's Boutique and ask for Janice and the number is (718) 498-1043.
The Celtics are playing the Knicks tomorrow and this New Yorker says GO BOSTON! 💚
Thing I like most about Burning Man: not going.
"Mole/Zit/SKIN CANCER?" - a high stakes version of Fuck/Marry/Kill for disturbingly neurotic adults