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Running for president. Platform: waffles. Plan: replace White House with Waffle House. Free waffles for Americans. That's it.
Why doesn't Scott Disick have his own spinoff show yet ugh
I don't get it, frat guys. You have the rest of your life to look like a fat, old dad. Why are you starting in college?
Frat guys have the bIGGEST BUTTS IS IT SOME KIND OF REQUIREMENT TO JOIN A FRAT? ONLY BIG BUTTS SQUEEZED INTO POOR FITTING JEANS MAY JOIN.
WE DID THE SPORTS THING
davey narrates my life
I wanna see a movie where they follow the only survivor of a horror movie and document him as he struggles with therapy for years
Vine is probably the worst because it always seems like the best idea when you're drunk
if you talk shit on beyonce, you just don't need to be alive anymore sorry bye
Every crap day cured the same way: chicken nuggets. A crap life, though? Not sure yet. Working on transforming into giant chicken nugget.
i need 10 puppies right now in my bed licking my face in order to fall asleep. it's science
Yo if legalization of marijuana is at the top of your list of important social issues, there's something wrong there.
keystone comes in bottles and somehow that is so much grosser to me
Bruce Jenner is the most underrated character on television
Summer means being again bombarded on FB by pictures of white people on mission trips. Beware the White Savior Industrial Complex.
omg mindy kaling u are so perfect
Such a beautiful day and NOTHING TO DO. Alone for the next three days UGGGHH
THE WOMEN OF TEXAS ARE DISMANTLING THE PATRIARCHY AND IF YOU AREN'T LISTENING WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
not sure how many times i've listened to mirrors in the past week, damn you JT
Journalism student at KU from Texas. Enthusiastic about food, pugs, beards and the Internet.