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Minsky's five star cream cheese pizza has truly changed my life for the better.
Portugal. The Man in a Taco Bell commercial is making me feel so torn it hurts
Running for president. Platform: waffles. Plan: replace White House with Waffle House. Free waffles for Americans. That's it.
Why doesn't Scott Disick have his own spinoff show yet ugh
I don't get it, frat guys. You have the rest of your life to look like a fat, old dad. Why are you starting in college?
Frat guys have the bIGGEST BUTTS IS IT SOME KIND OF REQUIREMENT TO JOIN A FRAT? ONLY BIG BUTTS SQUEEZED INTO POOR FITTING JEANS MAY JOIN.
a sports thing occurred and people are upset because it didn't occur the way that they wanted it to. i hear sports things are unpredictable.
Took a 2 hour long nap and Lord of the Rings was still playing when I woke up
WE DID THE SPORTS THING
davey narrates my life
I wanna see a movie where they follow the only survivor of a horror movie and document him as he struggles with therapy for years
Vine is probably the worst because it always seems like the best idea when you're drunk
if you talk shit on beyonce, you just don't need to be alive anymore sorry bye
I thought I had two exams today but both of them are next week so it's a good day
alfonso cuarón won best director for gravity and probably also for harry potter because the academy knows they screwed up years ago
i want to cry i'm so happy for lupita
i can't really get into pinterest because i'm never getting married and i hate crockpots
remember when the most rebellious thing a girl could do was wear converse with dresses
Every crap day cured the same way: chicken nuggets. A crap life, though? Not sure yet. Working on transforming into giant chicken nugget.
Journalism student at KU from Texas. Enthusiastic about food, pugs, beards and the Internet.