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Portugal. The Man in a Taco Bell commercial is making me feel so torn it hurts
Minsky's five star cream cheese pizza has truly changed my life for the better.
Running for president. Platform: waffles. Plan: replace White House with Waffle House. Free waffles for Americans. That's it.
The Duggars are breeding at an incredible rate and we have to figure out how to stop them.
Don't ever let people make you feel bad for the kind of music you listen to, or books you read or television you watch. That's so sad.
it's beginning to a look a lot like.. nap time
Why doesn't Scott Disick have his own spinoff show yet ugh
"You shouldn't eat that, it's bad for you." Okay, but think about this: I'm hungry and everyone dies.
I bought a whiskey coke last night and the bartender put a lemon in it and I looked him dead in the eye and said "don't do that again."
If you think you are better than another human because you listen to super underground, indie crap, you've got another thing coming. Go away
a sports thing occurred and people are upset because it didn't occur the way that they wanted it to. i hear sports things are unpredictable.
I don't get it, frat guys. You have the rest of your life to look like a fat, old dad. Why are you starting in college?
Frat guys have the bIGGEST BUTTS IS IT SOME KIND OF REQUIREMENT TO JOIN A FRAT? ONLY BIG BUTTS SQUEEZED INTO POOR FITTING JEANS MAY JOIN.
I've done a really good job at not dating guys who wear cargo shorts since I've been single. Congrats, me.
I'm really upset that the nickname "Krame de la Krame" is catching on. Not okay.
"That sucks, dude." -me attempting to console anyone
Men fear women who know their power, potential and worth. They lash out at women who respond with "I'm aware" to their creepy compliments.
don't feel sorry for yourself. feel sorry for other people, because they aren't you.
I have to make a professional twitter account soon and that's literally the worst thing I could think of
If you don't have a small anchor tattoo, are you really a white girl?
Journalism student at KU from Texas. Enthusiastic about food, pugs, beards and the Internet.
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