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”No power of hell, no scheme of man can ever pluck me from His hand.”
I just used our wedding seating chart as a bargaining chip at work. ''There's an open seat next to you. I can be very kind or very cruel.''
I hope I never have to explain Groundhog Day to a foreigner.
I guess God was in an acoustic mood this morning.
ASV: Alabama Standard Version. Every chapter ends with ''Thus sayeth the Lord Roll Tide.''
It's been 43 years since man first set foot on the moon, but we still haven't figured out how to un-send a text message.
The thing about ”America's Got Talent” is that America doesn't.
I'm going to be 1000% more productive at work after the wedding.
''Follow us at AT [Twitter name].'' -Companies I won't be following
14 people stabbed in mass stabbing at Lone Star Community College in Texas. Maybe guns aren't the problem.
''The toilet paper goes IN FRONT of the roll.'' -Lesser known rule of Fight Club
Talk radio is pretty cool for it being someone reading the internet to you.