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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    A sense of humor is a mans cleavage

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    A threesome? Nah not for me. If I wanted to horribly disappoint two other people I'd go out to dinner with my parents

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Exclamation point rules

    ! - good
    !! - excited
    !!! - awesome
    !!!! - starting to get creepy
    !!!!! - cheerleader creepy
    !!!!!! - own 20 cats

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    *Pull

    *Pull

    *Pull

    FUCK

    *Pull

    *Pull

    *Pull

    FUCK

    Me trying to turn off a ceiling fan

    • 3,390
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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    A group of lions is called a pride. A group of my family members is called an embarrassment

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    noneofyours99iinkedZombieTheMossman82ObscureGentPirateGurtLaBelleMaeAphroditeAfter5MissvalCa
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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    My son asked me what divorce was so I took half of his toys and when he started crying I took all of his money.

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    19AD3NarcissusMaxmusSoGoFuAmezsterrealEDdocHiddleDeeDeelynspopsMelissaMcRee75
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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Life's a piano and I'm wearing boxing gloves

    • 2,410
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    noneofyours99EPIK83heatherjsllvvzzzFrankLWrong13TRBLmakerJBSiinkedZombieAllisulliOTProf
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    r_wolfcastlejunkyardiganM3lissaMcDonaldstanleybehrmanaKhalifa101samborifficContradictEgo__Petotedapptrapmdob11iresurfaced__VaDawn13
  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    My cell phone battery dies quicker than a mother in a Disney movie

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Stages of Twitter

    1) Follow celebrities
    2) Follow funny people
    3) Unfollow celebrities
    4) Realize you married the wrong person
    5) Die alone

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    GstringGail__TRBLmakerJBSrobbiev427crystaldawnn11DocVal52happyrightAdrianYoung10iinkedZombie
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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    I can't go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes

    • 2,439
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    RunnerDebbCrazedJanePoodasBrainraininmyhandsdanny_mcclellandeathsquadbratPoiznSongbirdshimmala
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    Dishy2101juneohara65jimmy_sharpeanja_drischjeannerbeanerBCSkimaneesa_pDallaniHollyMemphislawyerthoughtsSonofConwayBigBob24266______
  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    If you scan a barbwire tattoo at Walmart it unlocks a secret door to a room where hobos fight to the death for Toby Keith CDs

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    forallthewineCognitive_DissMollySneedYesImMattOut_OnALimbMmeLaCroozsherrymparkerDONTJIMMYMEJULZ
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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    The true beauty of Twitter is when you read a tweet and think holy fuck I'm not the only one

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    cocainemigraineWaterfallFrozenOldUncleDaveOwhathaveu1________The_Sculptresscloudybones
  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Dad - Hi
    Me - Hi
    Dad -
    Me -
    Dad -
    Me -
    Dad -
    Me -
    Dad - You want to talk to Mom?

    Every phone conversation I've ever had with my Dad

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Worried your tweet might offend someone?

    Send that shit

    People who shouldn't follow you will leave

    People who should will love you more

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Marriage, because a fight about how you fold laundry should definitely escalate into why you're a worse person than Hitler

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    meghafferllp399DocVal5SkyHigh_WilmotPickles5366RadioSweetieiinkedZombieAnotherDamnLisa
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    DocVal5iinkedZombiemadhvibdTheMossman82AndLive2LoveRayzrRamone__MissvalCaWPS_gal
    MrsJekyllsHydeKori_OkieDadsbustednuts____seanx3nicfit75iheartguntsJaiWalker________
  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Getting drunk is like having a 3rd base coach that waves you on no matter what

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    If you pronounce coupon like qpon I hope you get eaten by a qgar

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Has marriage been on Mythbusters yet?

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    meghafferllp399ZombieeRiotI_mTheBatmanrobsan40jeanmchliinkedZombieaspen_perkins
    • 1,239
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    HShade71meghafferllp399ZombieeRiotI_mTheBatmanrobsan40jeanmchliinkedZombie
    TheTweetParrot_whatever88______bornmiserableSultani_SailsandroszrenigmaticmessRunJeffreyRunsxydangerousgrl
  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    The first rule of nap club is SHUT THE FUCK UP

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