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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    A sense of humor is a mans cleavage

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    A threesome? Nah not for me. If I wanted to horribly disappoint two other people I'd go out to dinner with my parents

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Exclamation point rules

    ! - good
    !! - excited
    !!! - awesome
    !!!! - starting to get creepy
    !!!!! - cheerleader creepy
    !!!!!! - own 20 cats

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job

    • 3,433
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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    A group of lions is called a pride. A group of my family members is called an embarrassment

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    haykshanWillie1derfulsmilely_galSaertjeMirrorfadedgrandmadeedragonhunterTweets_GoneWildfinancecharge
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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    *Pull

    *Pull

    *Pull

    FUCK

    *Pull

    *Pull

    *Pull

    FUCK

    Me trying to turn off a ceiling fan

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    My cell phone battery dies quicker than a mother in a Disney movie

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    haykshanAmrrwisethexytharaEvaAnnaPaula1JaydeRocksFunnyFloyd88jeffswarensJenniferPadella
    • 1,783
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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    I can't go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes

    • 2,345
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    PascalSlothsanoopmeeflovelyjessij4ScoreN20Bowlshaykshanbaliska2Willie1derfulKylemartinsugar
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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    My son asked me what divorce was so I took half of his toys and when he started crying I took all of his money.

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    CaribbePirate76TheDudesAbidingbaliska2CherishMeMidgetspar_itspat_BikoMadonelongbender
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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    The true beauty of Twitter is when you read a tweet and think holy fuck I'm not the only one

    • 2,214
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    cocainemigraineWaterfallFrozenOldUncleDaveOwhathaveu1________The_Sculptresscloudybones
  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Stages of Twitter

    1) Follow celebrities
    2) Follow funny people
    3) Unfollow celebrities
    4) Realize you married the wrong person
    5) Die alone

    • 2,168
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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Worried your tweet might offend someone?

    Send that shit

    People who shouldn't follow you will leave

    People who should will love you more

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    haykshan_itspat_Tweets_GoneWildfinancechargeGBRougecityBurbidgeJamesvapidaccountbelle_n_bama
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    GoldenSpiralsSpoiled_Red_32Prince_Madness1tehBoodha________GypsyFireQueenIlovelamp1979Sparksy_TheDailySchmuck
  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Marriage, because a fight about how you fold laundry should definitely escalate into why you're a worse person than Hitler

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    MrsJekyllsHydeKori_OkieDadsbustednuts____seanx3nicfit75iheartguntsJaiWalker________
  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Dad - Hi
    Me - Hi
    Dad -
    Me -
    Dad -
    Me -
    Dad -
    Me -
    Dad - You want to talk to Mom?

    Every phone conversation I've ever had with my Dad

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Life's a piano and I'm wearing boxing gloves

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Has marriage been on Mythbusters yet?

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    TheTweetParrot_whatever88______bornmiserableSultani_SailsandroszrenigmaticmessRunJeffreyRunSarcastious
  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    The first rule of nap club is SHUT THE FUCK UP

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    haykshanTweets_GoneWild_Bad_Karmabelle_n_bamaChocAndTalkTDsareawesomeWeezie76Poe_AllanPoe
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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    If you pronounce coupon like qpon I hope you get eaten by a qgar

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    haykshan_itspat_Tweets_GoneWildGoneInTheMornspacewxlfDisoRientedKatGo2SlpGBRougecity
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    BooFricketyHooBlondAmbitionTOnerdreigniheartgunts
  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    If you scan a barbwire tattoo at Walmart it unlocks a secret door to a room where hobos fight to the death for Toby Keith CDs

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    haykshanMidgetspar_itspat_CarpentersCrackTweets_GoneWildDragonTatSupplyfinancecharge419BillE
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    rickkondell1BigMickBazarComedyLama911worley_7huntigulaDallani
  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Some ugly person just called me shallow

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