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Of course I upset you. I'm an asshole, that's what I do.
"Why did no one laugh at my burp but me?" - my 6 year old's first hint that life is bullshit
Me: I'm gonna have a good day today. Only positive thoughts.
McDonald's could ask me if I wanted to add ebola to my meal for just $.99 and I would say yes.
*rolls chair next to your cubicle* say awesome sauce again
If you breathe like Darth Vader, and you're not him, Nicorette may be for you.
*hysterically cries for an hour*
"Was it good for you too baby?"
It's okay ugly sweater, people ironically like me too.
My hair looks too good today to not take a selfie and other thoughts I have that make me question my existence.
Let's get Wendy's and watch 90210.
I'm not judging you at all. I'm just saying that if Jesus was real, he might.