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*coach measures basketball hoop*
"see, the same as everywhere else"
*coach points to gay person*
"not the same"
[commercial for Sunday]
"ever wish for a day to regret every decision you've ever made?"
*cut to person staring at ceiling in bed*
How To Go To The Park With Toddlers
1) Take an hour to get ready.
2) Kids decide they don't want to go.
3) Put your head in the oven.
Just took a 5 Hour Energy to stay up with my kids for the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards if anyone's looking to party.
Just another asshole
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