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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Sorry bruh we gots to be free rn - Tjeffs out.

    If the Declaration of Independence was written today.

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Sparklers, training wheels for missing fingers.

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    *starts getting anxious about going back to work walking out door for vacation*

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  • theshamingofjay
     
    Jay @theshamingofjay

    Jefferson: I just hope future generations will appreciate what this day means
    Franklin: If they can buy a mattress on sale we have succeeded

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Americans: July 4th is the greatest, let's get drunk and shoot off fireworks.

    Dogs: I fucking hate today, meet you under the couch?

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Jefferson: today we declare our independence
    Adams: its the just thing to do
    Franklin: am I the only one drunk rn? who wants to fly a kite?

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Hey, hey, hey. Let's settle this like adults.

    "So bitch and fight like little kids who are older and taller?"

    Exactly.

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    No thanks horror movies, my life is doing just fine by itself.

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  • theshamingofjay
     
    Jay @theshamingofjay

    @mellimelle it's the best for humanity

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Sorry, can't come out. The charger for my charger isn't charged.

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Jefferson: Life
    Adams: Liberty
    Franklin: The pursuit of whores
    Jefferson: Jesus Ben, are you drunk again?
    Franklin: your mom's drunk again

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Jefferson: How about this? We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal.
    Slave: *rolling eyes* sounds great babe.

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    If only life was as good as it appears in selfies.

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Right about now Thomas Jefferson was preparing to declare independence & start a war. I just watched 90210 eating Cheez Its in my underwear.

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Hahahahaha - what absolutely no one is thinking about the snapshot of your text message conversation.

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Buying new rims and an exhaust for a Volkswagen is expensive because they have to include replacing all the neighbor's panties in the price.

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Saw an old man at the store today with shorts & hiked up black socks, getting free cheese samples. How does one say hi to their future self?

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  • theshamingofjay
      Jay @theshamingofjay

    Test to find out if you found the one:

    Play November Rain in the car. If they talk during Slash's solo, keep looking.

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