can't we spin this whole kimye pregnancy like she's carrying the second coming of kanye west? #positivity

RT @hitherdither I'm pleasantly surprised that the repeal of DADT passed. It's hard to believe when Congress actually does something right.

i'm using @therealetid on maximum volume to retaliate against my neighbors' shitty bass. it's like guantanamo in here, but more brutal.

@baima don't forget #ackalinetrio.

@charli_xcx is this what the inside of your head looks like?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g …

@charli_xcx which pop song do you wish you wrote?

@charli_xcx no, really. @marnyanne and i need to know your favorite member of one direction. we have MONEY ON THIS. (please.)

@charli_xcx can i buy you a drink when i see you at central park? we'll pretend it's legal!

@charli_xcx favorite member of one direction? everybody has one.

@ericabarry can you please not talk about @fredericktilney and me like that?

@marnyanne you forgot to include the "@zaynmalik" bit.

@marnyanne literally me @ dunkaroos.

the sadness is just now setting in. carly rae jepsen did not win a grammy.

@fredericktilney at @marinasdiamonds shows. @ericabarry and i have seen it happen. (read: COME WITH US MOTHERFUCKER.)

@marnyanne um. does the word BEYONCE mean anything to u?

there is a fish singing "no diggity" to a beer.

@marnyanne why haven't we named a hurricane after beyonce yet?

please tell me they intentionally cut the lights so beyonce can make a dramatic re-entrance.

that was flawless and i will never recover and i forgot there was a football game going on.

OH MY GOD I'M PUKING TEARS.