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read the bible on trains & in other public places and keep saying "oh man.. THIS fuckin guy"
so drdogs accidentally replaced a patients heart with a tennis ball that was ONE TIME #wooWOOF
i <3 u all
you may now turn over the exam paper, Q.1 'you gonna sleep with your mouth open or closed, later?' your teacher scrambles to hide his 8 legs
girl was that an earthquake.. or did u just rock my world? *horrifically crushed by piles of rubble*
wow, some people take twitter WAY too seriously, smh.. anyway, fav & RT this or i'll kill the hostages
skrillex feat. justin bieber - ode to deadmau5 (jesus remix)
"what's the secret pword?"..."buttstuff500" the door swings open to reveal the elusive twitcrew *it's just people arguing over dick pics*