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Nothing says "punk rock" more than a girl who is wearing a ring only halfway down her finger
I have never met a person who doesn't have a "great idea for an app"
Babies sure do get away with being stupid for a long time
If I see you flossing in a public bathroom I will punch you in the neck
On the way off the plane he was "gracious" enough to grab my bag out of the overhead bin so now I have to light everything I own on fire
He's allergic to "having the common decency to stay in his house"
producer of ABC's The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. director of Looking for Lenny. very indoorsy. jerk with good intentions. dog lover.