Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If I don't have two cups of coffee I'm kind of an asshole but once I have those two cups I'm an asshole with some energy
My biggest regret in life is how much time I wasted alphabetizing my DVD collection
Without autocorrect no one would know how to spell brocolli
No one can remember how to spell brocoli
Have you ever noticed that you never see Donald Trump and Satan in the same place at the same time? Really makes you think
If we just ban the phrase "have a nice flight" none of us will ever have to feel like idiots for saying "you too" again
Listen pal, if I wanted sun dried tomatoes I would lived in Italy before the industrial revolution
There is nothing more grating than the sound of a child's laughter
Please keep yelling incoherently at strangers on the internet about which candidate you think is best. This will surely change their minds
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but if you can't pick your friend's nose is that person really your friend?
I am working on my first ever music project and THIS IS IT. COMING SOON! https://twitter.com/flula/status/726114682923311106 …
If you're cruel to anyone I love I will remember it forever and I will go very far out of my way to make your future unpleasant 😘
My favorite thing about being in Texas is spending half my day explaining to everyone that I'm not the guy from The Counting Crows
producer of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. director of Looking for Lenny. founder of Unspirational. very indoorsy
Like @theyearofelan’s tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.Gift them Pro!
Stats can't be shown as @theyearofelan hasn't signed in to Favstar recently.