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Your test results are back. I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you that unfortunately, you're "basic"
All we want is someone who isn't totally and completely disappointing
If you can't laugh at yourself that's okay because the rest of us can still laugh at you
I love when the hotel calls me to let me know that my "do not disturb" sign is on my door
Dark chocolate edamame. Dark chocolate corn nuts. Dark chocolate cactus. Dogs covered in dark chocolate. Light bulbs covered in dark chocol
Trader Joe's wife tried to leave him but then he just covered her in dark chocolate and screamed "I am an unstoppable warlord"
"I don't know, just cover it in dark chocolate, probably!" - Trader Joe's solution to everything
producer of ABC's The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. director of Looking for Lenny. very indoorsy. jerk with good intentions. dog lover.