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Werewolves are just people who use full moons as an excuse to act like assholes
Nothing makes me angrier than when only one car turns left when the light turns from yellow to red
You'll never do anything perfectly. You'll constantly fail. So you might as well do things you care about because at least it'll feel good
People say life is short but I just spent 8 minutes talking to an uber driver about his screenplay and now I think life lasts forever
I will never believe you actually love a product until you hold it awkwardly in your shitty Instagram picture
I may be an alcoholic but at least I don't shout it out every time I go out in public like some kind of vegan
I would rather light everything in my house on fire and start my life again than fold a pile of laundry right now
The only feeling I can feel is "tired"
And Justin Timberlake just walked out
Taylor Swift and Lisa Kudrow are now singing Smelly Cat
producer of ABC's The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. director of Looking for Lenny. founder of Unspirational. very indoorsy
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