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If North Korea is going to nuke anything, it should be Kim Jong Un's barber shop. Because his haircut is stupid.
Remember when we spent an entire year learning cursive? That’s why the other countries are winning.
This password requires one uppercase letter, one number, one punctuation, the blood of your first-born, and a dragon tooth.
Life is so unfair. Why does eating make you fat? Killing people should make you fat. Being a jerk should make you fat. WHY EATING??