Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Facebook was the most searched for term on Google in 2010. If you need Google to find Facebook, you should get the hell off the internet.
I think I have "Doctor Regenerative Anxiety Disorder"
Snuggies are a gateway drug to Depends.
Dear Wikipedia, Instead of constant appeals for donations, just allow advertising. You'll seem less needy. We'll enjoy the scenery change.
Now when I use my iPhone, I get to pretend I'm a giant with an iPad. Just like pretending the broccoli on your plate is a bunch of trees.
At Sun events we'd have AC/DC cover bands. At Oracle events they get AC/DC.
I know Dante's 'Inferno' is fiction since none of the 9 circles of hell involve re-threading a draw string through an elastic waistband.
Google Wave life cycle: 1) Ask for invite 2) log in & wonder WTF 3) Brag you have invites 4) Invite others to do #2 5) Never touch it again
Take your child to work day, pfft. We have a brutal 90 day internship, it's called Summer Vacation.
Tell every conservative you know that SOPA means our kids will only go to Spanish language sites.
Whenever I find myself awake at 3 AM, running into my kids rooms yelling "Wake up! It's SNOWING!", always seems like the right thing to do.
Hey everyone it's Cinco de Mayo Eve. Remember to leave out Tequila & Chiclets for the Great Sombrero tonight.
If you believe only guns make everyone safer, try a whistle, a ball, some kids, a little of your time, and just piece or two of your heart.
Finally realizing why for years I hated FB and stuck with Twitter. Hard to fit all your stupid in 140 characters.
I think it's about time the folks from iRobot and Norelco get together to create the Groomba.
I dream of the day when everyone realizes that it is far better to lift someone up, rather than put someone down.
Coming downstairs and not seeing Christmas decorations. #afewofmyunfavoritethings
Father of five girls, youngest affected by autism, married to the most beautiful girl in the world, semi-geeky, fitness fan, tall short order cook.