I wanna make you feel your heartbeat in your dick. (;

the most action i've gotten in the last 3 months is getting fucked at the gas pumps.

Hi. If I wanted basketball updates, I'd watch espn. Not my twitter.

If you star this tweet, I'm gonna get a little wet and assume you have a giant dick.

You fucktards will star just about anything.

Been there, tapped that.

Rules of womanhood:
1) your man should never have to ask for a blowjob
2)keep the house clean
3)you can never give too many bj's

I didn't know it was possible to dry heave out of your ass hole.

Yes boys, it is in fact magically delicious.

By a show of stars, how many of you want to stick it in my butt?

Laying in bed naked and no one has climbed through my window yet to fuck me... Wtf!!???

People. If you gets texts frequently, turn your phone on vibrate. I don't wanna hear you text tone every five fucking minutes.

Hey boys...
Less talking, more licking.
Thanks.

Who wants an angry bj?

I'm gonna stick a quarter in your ass then ride your face.

Who has a boner?

Who wants one?

If you haven't signed a record deal, as far as I'm concerned you better not be singing around me.

If you're a virgin, don't pretend you're not. If you're not a virgin, don't pretend you are. Simple as that.

You don't have to click the star. Just rub the tip of it.

Oooohhhh yeahhhhhh that's how I like it, you little tease.

Nothing gets me wetter than a good star fucking.