I know when otha' bees been in that honey.

I wish more people said "you, too" after I say "have a good day."

#crusheddreams "@thethryll: As long as your segment doesn't get canceled. RT @chumlee_ Put in nothing but hard work cause it pays off"

That's what I said! Too true. RT @kellyoxford: Madonna did it 30 years ago guys. #ladygaga

Sometimes you stumble upon things that aren't meant to be known but aren't much of a surprise either. It still feels wrong.

Just because I watch cake decorating shows does not mean I can decorate cakes. This has been proven in the worst way.

I like how Toddlers and Tiaras is on after "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant." It's like TLC telling its viewers just how bad having children is

The E.R. is the purgatory of hospitals.

"Action is the New Competence"

I hate it when I get a run in my panty hose. I hate wearing panty hose I hate that it's called panty hose.

Billboard: "If you must curse, use your own name." -God