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I know when otha' bees been in that honey.
I wish more people said "you, too" after I say "have a good day."
Sometimes you stumble upon things that aren't meant to be known but aren't much of a surprise either. It still feels wrong.
Just because I watch cake decorating shows does not mean I can decorate cakes. This has been proven in the worst way.
I like how Toddlers and Tiaras is on after "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant." It's like TLC telling its viewers just how bad having children is
The E.R. is the purgatory of hospitals.
"Action is the New Competence"
I hate it when I get a run in my panty hose. I hate wearing panty hose I hate that it's called panty hose.
Billboard: "If you must curse, use your own name." -God