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Aren't we all just looking for someone who understands our stupid references?
Like whoa, you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement, let's date.
My mailbox is empty. Mail me something (no bombs or Anthrax, please).
Salem Box #294
601 S. Church St.
Winston-Salem, NC 27101
It's weird how attractive people are really just a nice arrangement of atoms.
I'm sorry, but if you're over 21 and still fawning over Edward Cullen & Jacob Black, there is something seriously wrong with you.
Every kid wants to be Batman, Superman, or Spider-Man. I blame the parents. If they were better parents, kids wouldn't want to be orphans.
Me: I'm in love with him *pointing to Leonard on BBT*. Dad: Why can't you fall in love with *real* people? Me: Because real people suck.
WEST COAST, TURN BACK NOW. 2013 IS THE YEAR OF THE INVASION. OH GOD, THEY'RE HERE. RUN WHILE YOU CAN. NO PLEASE, LEAVE THE CHILDREN, NO AH--
Kim Kardashian's failed marriage could have paid college tuition for over 2500 people. Aaaand, I quit.
If you watch the Exorcist backwards, it's about a girl who's very sick until she eats some pea soup and gets better.
"I am going to hurt you." - Mom, "Remember, I fight dirty. I bite." - Me
Gross, more people younger than me getting married. Time to go to sleep with my cat.
And now I will sit here in my Batman pj's & eat this Italian ice with a pair of scissors because I can't find a spoon. #reallife
Calling your dress store "Cinderella's Closet" doesn't make sense. I mean she only had the one dress & it disappeared at midnight... Oh.
22. Former National Spelling Bee Contender. Not good with physical boundaries. Organ donor. Ne'er do well.