RT @netmeg: If you're not going to pay your web designer, then you better disable their access. http://winonachiropractic.com/

Aren't we all just looking for someone who understands our stupid references?

Like whoa, you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement, let's date.

This is an ADULT LINK. Click at your own risk; you have been warned. http://bit.ly/hyFWud

My mailbox is empty. Mail me something (no bombs or Anthrax, please).
Bree King
Salem Box #294
601 S. Church St.
Winston-Salem, NC 27101

It's weird how attractive people are really just a nice arrangement of atoms.

I'm sorry, but if you're over 21 and still fawning over Edward Cullen & Jacob Black, there is something seriously wrong with you.

Every kid wants to be Batman, Superman, or Spider-Man. I blame the parents. If they were better parents, kids wouldn't want to be orphans.

Me: I'm in love with him *pointing to Leonard on BBT*. Dad: Why can't you fall in love with *real* people? Me: Because real people suck.

WEST COAST, TURN BACK NOW. 2013 IS THE YEAR OF THE INVASION. OH GOD, THEY'RE HERE. RUN WHILE YOU CAN. NO PLEASE, LEAVE THE CHILDREN, NO AH--

The Day The LOLcats Died: http://t.co/4LvfDe1w Absolutely awesome. And @mollymcisaac is in it.

Kim Kardashian's failed marriage could have paid college tuition for over 2500 people. Aaaand, I quit.

Guys, McDonald's is one of those places you just don't check into on @foursquare. You don't want people to know you're there.

http://twitpic.com/3yuxvc TARDIS

If you watch the Exorcist backwards, it's about a girl who's very sick until she eats some pea soup and gets better.

Great, it appears @hexenwulf has been possessed by Azazel. There goes the neighborhood.

"I am going to hurt you." - Mom, "Remember, I fight dirty. I bite." - Me

Gross, more people younger than me getting married. Time to go to sleep with my cat.

And now I will sit here in my Batman pj's & eat this Italian ice with a pair of scissors because I can't find a spoon. #reallife

Calling your dress store "Cinderella's Closet" doesn't make sense. I mean she only had the one dress & it disappeared at midnight... Oh.