where's the feature where i actually care about google plus? RT @rww: Google Plus Opens to All & Announces 9 New Features rww.to/qWlLQE

just a word of caution: before you go donating to people online who were affected by the boston bombing, check to make sure it’s legit.

1995: THIS TWEET IN HISTORY - microsoft releases windows 95, hasn't updated their OS since. no one notices.

between 7:28 and 7:32am, there's a tipping point where Virginia traffic goes from "congested" to "I entertain thoughts of murder"

changing the rules:  http://goo.gl/rVam0  <-- my latest blog post for your brain to nom on while you nom on your frosted flakes this am.

… STOP HAVING BABIES #DowntonPBS

oh wow. do not - I repeat - *do not* when using size 16 point font headings forget the letter O in the word "counts"

I swear to you, my stomach just recreated the sound when you go through a tube in super mario bros.

islanders should still be very proud of their season. they’re great guys with great skill they’re gonna do great. #Isles

be back never. going to go waste a saturday painting cars in forza. #xbox

Zach Braff's fundraising campaign slammed  http://finance.yahoo.com/news/is-zach-braff-ruining-kickstarter--222945546.html … pic.twitter.com/XntYtENuDA

anyone can set up a fundraising site. don’t get swindled by someone preying on your compassion.

so, the people chanting “USA” and stuff… do they realize the guys involved in the boston bombing were US citizens?

... have a broken heart, have a miserable job, and some have financial problems. we all bring a lot with us everyday. ease that burden.

in north carolina, eating at cookout, listening to jesus rock on their radio. feels like home.

i think i’m going to write a book. but for real this time.

"let's make sure he's bald by time he's 23. then we'll give him grey hairs when he turns 28. it'll be hilarious!" — my DNA

@microsoftjobs I helped a friend/colleague find a new project to avoid getting laid off. She's since won our firm over $1m in new business.

as true today as it was in 1988:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ssYezFw_Qs …

while you're donating to people in need, think about @cpcharity too. you can make sure some awesome kids have a chance at a normal holiday.