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Your momma's so fat she don't just #occupywallstreet she #OCCUPYALLSTREET. #burn.
Movies you masturbated to that weren't technically Porn. #dreamcategories #jeopardy
It's March now! Fuck you February and good riddance! ❤
"I think I killed Judy Garland." the lesser known Cranberries song.
that fun game everyone loves to play: Where's my Pants?!
sometimes....i wish it was harder to be stupid.
"THIS ROOM displeases me! take me to another!" -my dog/hedonism bot
They keep using Shadow ball against a skitty on this stupid episode of Pokemon and it is FRUSTRATING THE CRAP OUT OF ME! #nerdz
i don't so much have a food journal, it's more like a food suicide note....
who even knows anything?
"no. YOU had too much wine with dinner." #thingsiyellatmydog #allthetime
Half-tempted to yell "WHO WANTS A WALK?" and then not give anyone a walk. #aprilfools #HowtoBreakaDogsheart #iwouldnever
HOWEVER, i actually DID get to respond: "I don't work here to make friends." which pleased me to no end. #laughingquietlytomyself
"Baby It's Cold Outside": the most date-rapingest Christmas Song.