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In other news, I'm still into dick.
People who make me wait to eat should be shot. That is all.
Lookin all kinds of fuckable this morning.
Is it me, or does everyone know why I'm buying these batteries?
This lasagna really needs a side of dick.
It's like you need another day to recover from your vacation...
This ginger is freaking me the fuck out. GAH!
Current status: death by chocolate
Let me get this right....you have cranberry juice, but no vodka?!!! WHAT KIND OF SICK PEOPLE ARE YOU???
Today had a serious lack of dick. I suffer.
I'm sorry to interrupt you mid sentence, but next time please refer to me as sex kitten. K thx!
Caffeinated sexy time is the best.
I don't want to alarm anyone, but I just used my travel size sewing kit. Fellas, form a line to the left.
Dear Fire Crotch, neon orange is not your best color. Love, Olive
I like my sausages in threes.