@ahuj9 cut my jeans into pieces/now I have badass jorts

BATMAN IS SO COOL I'M SUCH A NERD! LOOK AT MY POWER RANGERS SHIRT I'M SO NERDY! I DRINK COFFEE LOOK AT WHAT A NERD I AM! #dumbgayboys

SO MANY FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

@underweareyes call her Kat instead

@underweareyes yeah that same girl was giving Reagan a lap dance and he said "let's spread this in prisons to kill blacks and gays lol"

@narwhalynn ALL retailers. Fucking coral and mint like those look good together. Didn't you wanna look like a couch in Long Island circa 84?

@underweareyes the moon has blackface though...🌚

@underweareyes yer dum

@fornikatieng #dadtweets

@tom_vom oh wait you said "morn" not "mom". It's whatever it's chill

@tom_vom fall out boy lyrics

@tom_vom no one as chill as you tho.

@tom_vom "Governor Romney, would you move it side to side for a moment, please."

@farewellsumm3r did she jump out from the bushes looking terrifying and also maybe eating a baby?

@underweareyes totally murder-y

#FF @underweareyes here's a fistfuck for ya!

@underweareyes I do the same thing! Also when people show me how they're assholes I like to tell them how good they are at it. #publicspacea

Twiiter, I don't care what you think "FF" stands for but it means fistfucking. Sp think about that before you FF all yr buddies. #fistfckfri

another fuckface bites the dust. #dating #fuckingfuck #faces

Hey, y'all, WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?! Also, WAZZZZUPPPPPPP?! And, IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?! #1999