For cats who go peacefully to their eternal rest, after 17 loving, hard working years, lord we give thanks. @unvirtuousabbey @virtuousabbey

For those who stumble across,and then watch in utter fascination, an episode of "Here Comes Honey BooBoo", Lord have Mercy. @unvirtuousabbey

For badass Catholic churches that give this gift to their religious ed teachers, Lord, we give thanks. @unvirtuousabbey  http://twitpic.com/bni28t 

I'm having to sell my awesome floor seats to Madonna's October 21st show in Dallas. :( http://t.co/Bt2285vf @madonnanation @madonna_quote

💙✞☮ RT @unvirtuousabbey: Tonight, my mother died peacefully after being diagnosed 3 months ago with cancer. Thank you all for your prayers.

"You gotta get a shower caddy...it falls on you sometimes...but it's worth it." Hilarious. Fine, Mindy Project, you win. I'll watch you.

As usual, @locdecreek is right, gotta ignore critics & rotten tomato scores. @reddawnfilm was completely enjoyable,lives up to its namesake.

@unvirtuousabbey and then at the end Mary Magdalene is all "I see dead people". #biblespoilers

My first letter from my @cfca friend, Timothy in Uganda. So cool! http://t.co/wrMTed5r

On this day in 1836, the Texian Army defeated the Mexican Forces at the Battle of San Jacinto, securing Texas Independence. #TexasForever

LOL RT @evil_dumbledore: RIP Steve Jobs. The fact you died from something with the initials 'PC' is just iRonic. You will be missed

Review: Premarital Sex in America http://t.co/jAezzXt via @statesman //interesting

@screwtapetweets is easily my favorite twitter-er. CS Lewis reincarnated.