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every time i wash my jeans it's like they don't even remember the body that used to fit in them
My son just asked me to record tonight's "Sound of Music" but that probably doesn't mean anything shut up.
You're too young for me if your favorite band from college hasn't had a reunion tour yet.
I write jokes on http://WitStream.com. See me perform at @improvboston.