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Anyone that talks shit about breakfast burritos can go ride a slip and slide over cracked pavement into ShutUpsville.
Looks like it's time to get to work on my "End It Like Beckham" bio-pic script.
MY BIG NEWS: So happy to announce that Im a series regular on DOWNTON ABBEY-my favorite show+i'll be debuting a sneak peek tonight 12am PST!
How to gain followers: Tweet
How to lose followers: Tweet
How to live a fruitful life: Don't Tweet
If every denim jacket in Canada was laid out end-to-end they would stretch to the moon and back
Surprised there isn't a show on Oxygen or VH1 called "Shit Cray".
To do list : 1) punch hole in fabric of time. 2) get boil looked at. 3) put best face on at crime scene.
Is there such a thing as Too Much Bacon? I don't think so.
I write jokes on http://WitStream.com and @thefakecnn. See me perform at @improvboston.