Many thanks for the reblog, my friend.  http://tmblr.co/ZnjMSylBn-GF  @thomastowell I can’t wait for tacos!

@amyclizabeth @thomastowell @annielkozak @french4thebaron it worries is that "fires" is in quotes.

Anyone that talks shit about breakfast burritos can go ride a slip and slide over cracked pavement into ShutUpsville.

Looks like it's time to get to work on my "End It Like Beckham" bio-pic script.

Shout Out to @whosthekoss and @thomastowell who made this interview multi-continental:  http://bit.ly/19yjbmr  #FACEOFF

Thanks so much! RT @ibtumblr: First up ImprovBoston's Hunger Games. @frizziface and @ashleyalexiss killing it right now #kerfuffle”

Thank you to @itsjackiebtch @hannanimal and @casey_malone for letting me give the most awkward history lesson ever tonight. #kerfuffle

And then I threw my shoe at him. RT @padraic_oconnor: #kerfuffle  https://vine.co/v/bEiubuIIIv0 

@thomastowell I can't find Google Drink - send me the link!

MY BIG NEWS: So happy to announce that Im a series regular on DOWNTON ABBEY-my favorite show+i'll be debuting a sneak peek tonight 12am PST!

@thomastowell @ashleyalexiss All's well, but thanks for the concern. And thanks for the bday wishes!

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If every denim jacket in Canada was laid out end-to-end they would stretch to the moon and back

I'm announcing again for @latenightjimmy! - Julie Bowen, Demi Lovato, The Flaming Lips and yours tru…  http://tmblr.co/Z9xnayl2Vm4W 

@thomastowell This is funny until he finally does it.

Surprised there isn't a show on Oxygen or VH1 called "Shit Cray".

To do list : 1) punch hole in fabric of time. 2) get boil looked at. 3) put best face on at crime scene.

James Lindsay plays Shakespere's Banquo trying to get preapproved for a mortgage in "Banquo's Bankquote" #kerfufflesecretsetlist

Is there such a thing as Too Much Bacon? I don't think so.

"We made it. Sorry we're late. We're just your dead friends." @ibfaceoff does musical improv!